Из учебника, раздел Just for fun *да, есть у нас такой раздел...*: не поленюсь перепечатать
"The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the FBI and the CIA (кто это, я не помню..) are all trying to prove that they are the best at the apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plants and mineral witnesses. After three months og extensive investigation they conclude that rabits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads the burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly bitten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
P.S. Я только что разбила мою любимую свечку, которую Дон купила в Вашингтоне для своих родителей, но увидев мою к ней любовь *к свечке в смысле* решила все таки подарить мне... она ее оставила в комнате, и мы нашли после того, как проводили ее в аэропорт. Блин, пойду сменю подпись, как раз давно хотела.
I wish I could not get attached to things if i know they wouldn't last.